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Wednesday, 29 April 2015

Titanic

Titanic
There’s a corpse in your moat.
You’ll have to call out the chap to drain it.
What a fucking palaver.
There’s a corpse in your pond.
It’s upsetting the ducks.
It’s not healthy for them.
There’s a corpse in the Jacuzzi.
You were looking forward to taking a dip in the Jacuzzi.
What a day!
There’s a corpse in your pool.
Sack the pool boy.
Fuck’s sake.
There’s a corpse in the sink.
You work bloody hard.
You don’t expect corpses everywhere.
They are brown and black
Young and old.

                                                                                       

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