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WHATEVER HAPPENED TO VANDAL RAPTOR? UK tour

Find The Right Words, Leicester : 16th May

The Hovel Session, York: 25th May

Gong Fu Poets, Coxhoe: 31st May

Depresstival Presents..., London: 3rd June

Off Yours!, Leeds: 6th June

Good Shout, Peterborough: 13th June

Supporting Jollyboat, Knaresborough: 22nd June

Brig-Aid Fundraiser, Fruit, Hull: 23rd June

Slam Dunk, Hastings: 28th June

Word Club, Leeds: 29th June

Verse Matters, Sheffield, 5th July

Say Owt @ Deer Shed Festival, 21st July

Say Owt @ Great Yorkshire Fringe, York: 25th July

Working Title, Lancaster, 26th July

Poetry Jam, Durham: 4th October

Wednesday, 29 April 2015

Titanic

Titanic
There’s a corpse in your moat.
You’ll have to call out the chap to drain it.
What a fucking palaver.
There’s a corpse in your pond.
It’s upsetting the ducks.
It’s not healthy for them.
There’s a corpse in the Jacuzzi.
You were looking forward to taking a dip in the Jacuzzi.
What a day!
There’s a corpse in your pool.
Sack the pool boy.
Fuck’s sake.
There’s a corpse in the sink.
You work bloody hard.
You don’t expect corpses everywhere.
They are brown and black
Young and old.

                                                                                       

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